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horror KFC


 Chris had been working in KFC for six

months and in those six months he had
happily done his fair share of night
shifts but this night he wasn't pleased
at all everyone else got to go to the
staff party but he drew the short straw
stand behind to clean the entire place
bloody pigs didn't bother shorten their
crap just dull themselves up and bolted
Oh Tania you think you'd want to stay
behind and help since I covered you all
those other times being the lanky tool I
am nah that useless twit would just
throw more crap on the floor just to
watch me suffer why the hell am I not
the manager to be honest just being
manager isn't much of an upgrade pay
wise but bloody hell this place would
really be in the dumps I'm the reason
for half the obesity in this time
instead of mickey d's who makes the best
clucking fried adult chicks and all the
land who prepares everything per
instructions during the teeniest tiniest
t c'est moi huh what was that sound
am i imagining things hmm I'll just get
it done quicker and quicker right
cheap crappy earphones strike again
Oh Chris finally done and hey as what
 

the next morning the managers car
strolled and a lot
his face was puzzled by what he saw
crescens car slept here so fired Chris
slept here you taken your sweet precious
time don't rush on a kind of me hmm
you know the place does look spotless oh
good job leaving the fryer on where the
hell are you

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