horror KFC

 Chris had been working in KFC for six

months and in those six months he had

happily done his fair share of night

shifts but this night he wasn't pleased

at all everyone else got to go to the

staff party but he drew the short straw

stand behind to clean the entire place

bloody pigs didn't bother shorten their

crap just dull themselves up and bolted

Oh Tania you think you'd want to stay

behind and help since I covered you all

those other times being the lanky tool I

am nah that useless twit would just

throw more crap on the floor just to

watch me suffer why the hell am I not

the manager to be honest just being

manager isn't much of an upgrade pay

wise but bloody hell this place would

really be in the dumps I'm the reason

for half the obesity in this time

instead of mickey d's who makes the best

clucking fried adult chicks and all the

land who prepares everything per

instructions during the teeniest tiniest

t c'est moi huh what was that sound

am i imagining things hmm I'll just get

it done quicker and quicker right

cheap crappy earphones strike again

Oh Chris finally done and hey as what

 

the next morning the managers car

strolled and a lot

his face was puzzled by what he saw

crescens car slept here so fired Chris

slept here you taken your sweet precious

time don't rush on a kind of me hmm

you know the place does look spotless oh

good job leaving the fryer on where the

hell are you